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Karma's a bitch

Created on 2008-12-17 10:26:37 (#17527266), last updated 2009-06-06

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Name:heskedte
Birthdate:07-14
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Good morning, citizens of Earth!

Yes, it is I, your undeniable leader, delivering my first missive to be broadcast to the public, by means of this pathetic livejournal...thingamajig. So pay attention, you puny earthling! My mandate will not be repeated!

First off, I would like all television shows to be attuned to only my favorites. Indeed, I have valid plans to subject the earth to marathons of Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Futurama, Kim Possible, and even old episodes of Red Dwarf.

Secondly, all "cool" merchandise now includes paraphernalia in the colors orange and bright blue, for those are your leader's favorite colors. Faeries are now to be declared as "real." No more of this "imaginary" nonsense.

Lastly, free chocolate for everybody. Just because I said so.

Good day, earthlings. I hope you shall enjoy my dictatorsh--I mean, leadership...

-Sarah, the Atomic Faerie
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